Hello.
I think my life is currently eventless.
And yet I'm posting.
Just came back from aunt's house, smuggled four people into back of cab.
We saw my baby cousin again. He looked the same, and i think his crib looks like a princess bed. o.o
For the first time in history, my dad let me use the internet so late at night.
See, I was on my bed, unable to sleep. He walked into the room. So he was like "you can't sleep?" and then he thinks for a while and says: "Okay, you can use the computer until 11:30. then sleep"
I think he's being overkind.

I think this holiday is gonna be very eventless too.
Aside from thursday, when i'm POSSIBLY gonna go to chingying's house for juben acting thing.
Or unless my mum lets me hop over to kids cove and help out there.
or i get to babysit for 8 bucks an hour. my uncle very nice. he pays more than macs.
Whee.
I just recently found out what If you seek amy means. -.-
Thanks, isaac. now i know i'm really slow. read it out. you'll know.

I suddenly have a craving for "Your dad is so dumb..." jokes. xD not cos my dad is stupid. dont worry. he's smarter than me. -.-
Your dad is so dumb that when his wife told him christmas was round the corner and to buy her a present, he went looking for it.
Your dad is so dumb he brought a spoon out when he was told it was chilly out.
Your dad is so dumb that he stared at a box of apple juice for five minutes just because it said "concentrate".
Your dad is so dumb that when he saw the sign "Airport Left" while driving, he turned around and went home.
Your dad is so dumb he got run over by a parked car.
Your dad is so dumb he sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Your dad is so dumb, when he went for a blood test he studied for it.
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: Your dad is so dumb that when he saw "Get Charged" on a pink dolphin bottle he poured it on his handphone.
Courtesy of patrick.

Lameness.
Okay, I'll go handle Facebook and get to sleep.
I'm smashed.
Wait. That means drunk.
Never mind. That reminds me of a joke about drunk driving. xD
A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway.
He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.
"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die."
"Fine then, just walk this white line."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk lah!"
Whee.
Heard that on muttons. :] Here's another interesting little thingy.

This is not meant to be crude. It is strictly for your edification and enjoyment.
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger, it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore be incapable of fighting in the future.
This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew." Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French,saying, "See, we can still pluck yew! PLUCK YEW!"
Over the years, some 'folk etymologies' have grown up around this symbolic gesture. Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say (like "pleasant mother pheasant plucker", which is who you had to go to for the feathers used on the arrows for the longbow), the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with an intimate encounter.
It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."


Gotta get that BOOM BOOM BOOM.

Hello.
I think my life is currently eventless.
And yet I'm posting.
Just came back from aunt's house, smuggled four people into back of cab.
We saw my baby cousin again. He looked the same, and i think his crib looks like a princess bed. o.o
For the first time in history, my dad let me use the internet so late at night.
See, I was on my bed, unable to sleep. He walked into the room. So he was like "you can't sleep?" and then he thinks for a while and says: "Okay, you can use the computer until 11:30. then sleep"
I think he's being overkind.

I think this holiday is gonna be very eventless too.
Aside from thursday, when i'm POSSIBLY gonna go to chingying's house for juben acting thing.
Or unless my mum lets me hop over to kids cove and help out there.
or i get to babysit for 8 bucks an hour. my uncle very nice. he pays more than macs.
Whee.
I just recently found out what If you seek amy means. -.-
Thanks, isaac. now i know i'm really slow. read it out. you'll know.

I suddenly have a craving for "Your dad is so dumb..." jokes. xD not cos my dad is stupid. dont worry. he's smarter than me. -.-
Your dad is so dumb that when his wife told him christmas was round the corner and to buy her a present, he went looking for it.
Your dad is so dumb he brought a spoon out when he was told it was chilly out.
Your dad is so dumb that he stared at a box of apple juice for five minutes just because it said "concentrate".
Your dad is so dumb that when he saw the sign "Airport Left" while driving, he turned around and went home.
Your dad is so dumb he got run over by a parked car.
Your dad is so dumb he sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Your dad is so dumb, when he went for a blood test he studied for it.
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: Your dad is so dumb that when he saw "Get Charged" on a pink dolphin bottle he poured it on his handphone.
Courtesy of patrick.

Lameness.
Okay, I'll go handle Facebook and get to sleep.
I'm smashed.
Wait. That means drunk.
Never mind. That reminds me of a joke about drunk driving. xD
A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway.
He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.
"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die."
"Fine then, just walk this white line."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk lah!"
Whee.
Heard that on muttons. :] Here's another interesting little thingy.

This is not meant to be crude. It is strictly for your edification and enjoyment.
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger, it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore be incapable of fighting in the future.
This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew." Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French,saying, "See, we can still pluck yew! PLUCK YEW!"
Over the years, some 'folk etymologies' have grown up around this symbolic gesture. Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say (like "pleasant mother pheasant plucker", which is who you had to go to for the feathers used on the arrows for the longbow), the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with an intimate encounter.
It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."


Gotta get that BOOM BOOM BOOM.