i love you, trombone. :)

#125.
THE FORMAT BAR! THANK YOU BLOGGER.

yanting you dao me again you die okay.
i will whack you nonstop and let cass loose on you.
=.= okay the cass part is obviously a joke.
BUT STOP DAO-ING MEEEEE D:
I'm too worthy to be daoed! xD

today went horribly. (wait. i mean great.)
i almost (very close to) fainted this morning. i thank the cupboard for cushioning (making it much worse) my fall. i just stood up after falling asleep, wobbled around a while, then it went black and the next thing i knew: shoulder+cupboard door=loud and painful bang.
i ate breakfast today. i couldn't taste anything and my shoulder throbbed like hell.
misschan was half and hour late for la. so we slacked and i almost fell asleep.
pe sucked. i went to sit out because i felt awkward.
and then ran around with cass and sat down.
then got scolded by mrkwok.
-.- recess was normal. drink, rush up, change, lie down (on the table), wait for the next class.
CME was boringass shit. thats too harsh. it was a bucket of rainbows!
i almost fell asleep.
history was cool. we watched a nice vid.
and science lab was interesting.

jap sucked. I PWN YOU RONGYING.
PWNNNED. i loved it when rongying pwned julia.
like:
rongying taps julia, and julia turns the wrong way.
hahaha priceless.
i ate a waffle and some lunch today. because i am concerned about my body and i want to go fat.
rongying sulked abt not going to ri.
i failed my jap ca. (YAY REJOICE!) didn't revise. knew what to expect. epicfail!
boring jap stuff.
spoilt rongying's correction tape :/
played shootshangmarry on the train and told sick jokes.

There was a little boy whose parents took him to a bar. All around him, people were having sex. So the little boy asked his parents: "Mommy, daddy, what are they doing?"
And the father, thinking on his feet and not wanting to teach his kid the wrong thing, said: "Oh, they're baking a cake."
One fateful day, the parents decided to do it on the sofa. The little boy ran to them afterwards and asked: "Mommy, daddy, were you baking a cake on the sofa?"
And the father, confused, says: "Why, yes! How did you know?"
The boy said, "I was just licking the icing."

SUPERSICK MAN. it came from rongying.
yeah here's another one:

This super hot lady goes to the doctor. The doctor, unable to contain himself, does a "full body examination", of course, he gropes around everywhere and has sex with the woman over and over again.
At the end of the examination, the woman looks up and asks the doctor: "So, doc, how do I get rid of my AIDS?"

hahaha sick.
so awesome. xD
patrick was polluting zishan today with the first joke and the voodoo dick one.
sigh. stupid gay pedophile.

i'm going to mug geog lastminute and get started on lastminute muggingformemory chinese chengyu yanyu suyu.
wish me luck T.T

like the memories we used to share, you'll never come back to me.

i love you, trombone. :)

#125.
THE FORMAT BAR! THANK YOU BLOGGER.

yanting you dao me again you die okay.
i will whack you nonstop and let cass loose on you.
=.= okay the cass part is obviously a joke.
BUT STOP DAO-ING MEEEEE D:
I'm too worthy to be daoed! xD

today went horribly. (wait. i mean great.)
i almost (very close to) fainted this morning. i thank the cupboard for cushioning (making it much worse) my fall. i just stood up after falling asleep, wobbled around a while, then it went black and the next thing i knew: shoulder+cupboard door=loud and painful bang.
i ate breakfast today. i couldn't taste anything and my shoulder throbbed like hell.
misschan was half and hour late for la. so we slacked and i almost fell asleep.
pe sucked. i went to sit out because i felt awkward.
and then ran around with cass and sat down.
then got scolded by mrkwok.
-.- recess was normal. drink, rush up, change, lie down (on the table), wait for the next class.
CME was boringass shit. thats too harsh. it was a bucket of rainbows!
i almost fell asleep.
history was cool. we watched a nice vid.
and science lab was interesting.

jap sucked. I PWN YOU RONGYING.
PWNNNED. i loved it when rongying pwned julia.
like:
rongying taps julia, and julia turns the wrong way.
hahaha priceless.
i ate a waffle and some lunch today. because i am concerned about my body and i want to go fat.
rongying sulked abt not going to ri.
i failed my jap ca. (YAY REJOICE!) didn't revise. knew what to expect. epicfail!
boring jap stuff.
spoilt rongying's correction tape :/
played shootshangmarry on the train and told sick jokes.

There was a little boy whose parents took him to a bar. All around him, people were having sex. So the little boy asked his parents: "Mommy, daddy, what are they doing?"
And the father, thinking on his feet and not wanting to teach his kid the wrong thing, said: "Oh, they're baking a cake."
One fateful day, the parents decided to do it on the sofa. The little boy ran to them afterwards and asked: "Mommy, daddy, were you baking a cake on the sofa?"
And the father, confused, says: "Why, yes! How did you know?"
The boy said, "I was just licking the icing."

SUPERSICK MAN. it came from rongying.
yeah here's another one:

This super hot lady goes to the doctor. The doctor, unable to contain himself, does a "full body examination", of course, he gropes around everywhere and has sex with the woman over and over again.
At the end of the examination, the woman looks up and asks the doctor: "So, doc, how do I get rid of my AIDS?"

hahaha sick.
so awesome. xD
patrick was polluting zishan today with the first joke and the voodoo dick one.
sigh. stupid gay pedophile.

i'm going to mug geog lastminute and get started on lastminute muggingformemory chinese chengyu yanyu suyu.
wish me luck T.T

like the memories we used to share, you'll never come back to me.